The 4 "F"'s

Tomorrow is my surgery. One article I read said the the typical characteristics of a person who would need their gall bladder taken out are the 4 f's. Female, Fair, Forty and FAT. Gee, thanks. I feel like Garfield. "I'm not overweight, I am undertall."

Conversation with my 5 year old

Mom: I should go get the video camera and tape you eating spaghetti, because you are so cute
Daniel: AND funny
Mom: Yes, Cute and funny.
Daniel: Well, you know what they say.
Mom: No, what do they say.
pause
Daniel: They say some watches have an alarm on it.