No, I'm just fat.

For the second time in two weeks, someone has asked me if I am pregnant. I'll be 44 in a couple weeks. NO, I AM NOT PREGNANT. Maybe I should be flattered that they think I am young enough to have another baby. Yeah, that's it.

Getting older sucks

Steve Irwin died. How wrong is that. He and I are the same age. True, he did not "just" die, it was a stingray, and the likelihood of me being killed by a stingray is slim...but that's not the point. What is the point? Getting older sucks, becuase when people die, there is a better chance that you have heard of them, because you have been around so long. Ya know? And it makes you wonder, if Steve Irwin can be killed doing something he loves, what is the chance that the next time I am eating cheescake, I am struck down by bad cream cheese?

I think I just realized that I sound like Britney talking to a video camera held by K-Fed.

Toilet Seat

Today I learned how to replace a toilet seat. I could not remove the old seat. It had been on for about 30 years, and I tried a phillips head screwdriver. Did you know that there was a bolt/nut underneath that you needed to loosen? I had used WD40 to loosen the rusted screw. That just wasn't enough. 43 years old. Who knew?